Nobel Prize for finance
A woman in New York - USA - wrote to a site of American finance asking for advice on how to find a rich husband: this in itself is already funny, but the best of history is what the guy said.
YOU: I'm a beautiful girl (in fact, beautiful) 28 year old. They are intelligent and have much classe.Vorrei marry someone who gains at least half a million dollars a year. There is this site a man who gains what? Or wives of men millionaires who can give me suggestions? I already had relationships with men who earned 200 or $ 250 thousand, but that does not allow me to live on Central Park West. I know a woman who does yoga with me, who married a wealthy banker and lives in Tribeca, is not as beautiful as me, and not so intelligente.Quindi I wonder, what did x xche deserve this and I can not do that? How do I get to his level?
HIM: I read your mail with great interest, I thought deeply about his case and I made a diagnosis of his situation. I state that I am not stealing his time, since I earn $ 500 000 per year.
That said, consider the facts as follows:
What you offer, from the perspective of a man like what you try, it is simply a bad deal.
And for the following reasons:
Leaving aside the blablabla, what you suggest is a very simple negotiation. She offers her physical beauty, and I'll put my money. Proposal was very clear this.
But there is one small problem. Of course, your beauty will decrease gradually and one day will vanish, while it is very likely that my bank account will increase continuously. So, in economic terms, you is an active and suffer from depreciation, while I am making an active dividend.
She not only suffers a depreciation, but this is progressive and grows every year! Explain: She is 28 years old today, so xi is beautiful and will continue next 5 / 10 years, but always a little less, and suddenly, when you look a picture today, you find that a pear has become wrinkled.
This means, in terms of the market, which today she is well-listed company, the ideal age to be sold x, x not be bought. Using the language of Wall Street, who owns it now has to put in "trading position" (trading position), and not "buy and hold (buy and Hold tight), which, apparently, is that for which you will sell.
So, in terms of trade, marriage ("buy and hold") with you is not a good deal in the medium to long term. On the other hand, a lease may be, socially, a reasonable deal and we might think about it. ... We have a relationship for a while .....
Huuummm .... Thinking better, and to make sure how smart, classy and beautiful she is, I can future "tenant" of this "machine", requires what is to practice: do a test drive.
Please establish the date and time. Sincerely
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